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Alright kids, listen up. I've gotten in some trouble at my day-job, and now I have to go off to rehab for six weeks to get my job back (went home at the end of my shift and decided to celebrate the weekend, then suddenly got called back in to the office... not one of my prouder moments...) They don't allow personal computers at the facility, so it may be a while till I'm able to get back here. Till then, Hunter Zealot is in charge, and he's not patient and tolerant like me, so behave or else he'll verbally kick your asses up and down the hall. See y'all later.